I make bread. Does that make me some amish-type throwback? A freak show to be ridiculed? A do-gooder wife and mom? Super mom? (I actually AM SuperMom, but that’s stuff for another self-glorifying post.)
Maybe I’m just tired of paying $4.29 for a loaf of the (extremely delicious) take and bake variety at the [...]
by Jennie Menke
INT. DARK HOUSE – NIGHT
We move from the dark entry toward a light at the back of the house. Another, dimmer, light glows above us, from somewhere upstairs. We enter a warmly lit office & see three screens, two are lit. A blueish light slowly [...]
We have no beaks
For those following the story of the six slain chickens just over a week ago, this news of further atrocities cuts deep. In footage smuggled out late yesterday, these shocking photos point to a deeper level of conflict between the victims and the accused, now identified as Lola G. While [...]
Throngs of users have flooded thefreshloaf.com taking down servers in attempts to extract the secret details of Jennie Menke’s Rosemary Cracker Bread recipe, which was posted in December and only recently re-discovered by relentless Fiesta Movement fans.*
“Please,” says Menke, “Don’t all click on the link at once. I love TheFreshLoaf.com and don’t want to [...]
Late Saturday, residents were left feeling helpless and angry after mass killings left six chickens dead. The carnage was discovered when owner Jennie Menke returned home from soccer practice with her daughter, Morgan. The first evidence was the lifeless carcass of a favorite Araukana hen known as Pepper.
“Actually,” Jennie Menke later explained, “All [...]
“Jennie Menke takes Whit Scott’s challenge to enter and win the chance to drive a new Ford Fiesta. She describes herself as “the missing demographic” and laments the fact that — until now — she has been stuck driving a suburban.” So goes the copy I quickly scribbled and posted for all the world [...]
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