Perfect fast lunch for a Meatless Monday
Tastes better than fresh hollandaise, I swear.
Cook a few spears of fresh asparagus in water like I show you in my first asparagus post.
Gently fry (not like me with my huge freaking bubbles in the whites) one or two fresh eggs
(rub the feathers off first)
Put them together, break the yolks, squeeze with lemon or lime and shave with pecorino or parmesan an drizzle with olive oil or a pat of butter.
Then, try not to egg-fart for the rest of the day. Or is that just me?
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Egg Fart + Asparagus pee = can’t be a good combo on the “back end”
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Too funny, Rachel! To quote my son when he was about 3 or 4: “my mom is the fartingest person I know” He said that to his teacher when she told him it wasn’t polite to fart in public. He just didn’t get it, since I fart all the fricken time! As for asparagus pee? It’s bad enough right off the bat. But see how you like it when your kids forget to flush the toilet and it festers for a day. And my kids are 13 and 15!!