
My First Rhubarb Love
That, of course was before I fell for Al Sicherman. But I recently made this cake, after about a year hiatus. Morgan declared it her personal favorite. I suspect that’s mostly because she always sides with my mom. They have this little thing going. Have I ever mentioned that Morgan and my mom [...]
For the uninitiated, this is better known as: Stage Three.
“Dave,” I ask, “Is there anyone you want to brown-nose at the office?”
“No, not really.”
“Charlie. Do your teachers want more asparagus?”
“No, I don’t think so.”
“Morgan?”
“NO MOM!”
I rack my brain… Who has told me they would do anything for fresh asparagus? I can’t remember.
Something tells me that everyone must [...]

Grandpa Hank is my father in-law and this is his old-time salad dressing for fresh-from-the-garden lettuce — which I just harvested yesterday. I suppose I could write this as a Meatless Monday recipe, but I didn’t because it really isn’t enough for a meal. But it IS the only way my kids would ever eat salad. [...]
I need a garden fix. I want to weed. I want to escape this stupid computer and stupid soccer and get the Hell out of my office. My dog is ready to implode. I have chicks in my laundry room. The cats are sitting in the trees with the bird feeders. It’s raining. It’s cold. And [...]

That is not an attention grabbing headline, guys. I’m serious. This thing is insane.
But, I suppose I should qualify that statement by telling you that my previous tool had been the same one my mom handed to me when I was 10 and sent me out the front door. You know the one — [...]

Perfect fast lunch for a Meatless Monday
Tastes better than fresh hollandaise, I swear.
Cook a few spears of fresh asparagus in water like I show you in my first asparagus post.
Gently fry (not like me with my huge freaking bubbles in the whites) one or two fresh eggs
(rub the feathers off first)
Put them together, break the yolks, [...]
The Honeymoon.
Yes, we are one week into the Honeymoon Stage of our asparagus harvest. That is the time where it is still a joy and a wonder to walk into the garden and find 20-30 spears that grew six inches overnight. I snap them off at the base, bring them in the house, briefly cook them [...]
And Harden Your Hearts.
Yes, I am talking about a flower: Violets. Johnny Jump-Ups. Small pansies. Whatever.
Do not be deterred. Do not be swayed by their innocent demeanor. These plants will ruin your garden.
Oh yes, they will charm you in the process, but be charmed and you have already lost the battle.
Trust me. This much, I know.
Here’s [...]
The Broadfork.
Holy cats. I couldn’t remember the name of my favorite tool, or where I got it, so as I sat in bed killing time before church and sipping my coffee — with Pippi-dog burrowed under the sheets next to me, panting from the heat — I researched it.
As usual, the internet eventually coughed up an [...]
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.
Even though I dealt with my annual compost task a couple weeks ago, I thought it might bear sharing, since I wrote one of my first blog posts about it and thought a picture of the same pile a year later would be cool.
Unfortunately, the photos aren’t the best. That’s [...]