Asparagus Diversion

Perfect fast lunch for a Meatless Monday

Tastes better than fresh hollandaise, I swear.

Cook a few spears of fresh asparagus in water like I show you in my first asparagus post.

Gently fry (not like me with my huge freaking bubbles in the whites) one or two fresh eggs

(rub the feathers [...]

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    Asparagus

    The Honeymoon.

    Yes, we are one week into the Honeymoon Stage of our asparagus harvest. That is the time where it is still a joy and a wonder to walk into the garden and find 20-30 spears that grew six inches overnight. I snap them off at the base, bring them in the house, [...]

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      Watch Out For This Garden Nuisance

      And Harden Your Hearts.

      Yes, I am talking about a flower: Violets. Johnny Jump-Ups. Small pansies. Whatever.

      Do not be deterred. Do not be swayed by their innocent demeanor. These plants will ruin your garden.

      Oh yes, they will charm you in the process, but be charmed and you have already lost the battle.

      [...]

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        My Favorite Spring Garden Tool

        The Broadfork.

        Holy cats. I couldn’t remember the name of my favorite tool, or where I got it, so as I sat in bed killing time before church and sipping my coffee — with Pippi-dog burrowed under the sheets next to me, panting from the heat — I researched it.

        As usual, the internet [...]

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          Compost 2010

          The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

          Even though I dealt with my annual compost task a couple weeks ago, I thought it might bear sharing, since I wrote one of my first blog posts about it and thought a picture of the same pile a year later would be cool.

          Unfortunately, the photos [...]

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            Macro Garden Delights

            I screwed my Canon 52mm Close-Up Lens on to my camera (Canon T1i) today and went out to the garden. I’m too lazy to ever think about a tripod, so I don’t really go about macro photography the correct way. But then, I don’t really go about anything the ‘correct way.’ This is as close [...]

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              The Lazy Way to Cut Back Asparagus Plants

              Burn ‘em right in place…

              Don’t get me wrong. I’m not actually endorsing this method. I’m simply stating that it is a very good way to rid yourself of a very massive amount of dead asparagus tops in short order.

              No cutting.

              No grunting

              No hauling.

              Perfect for me. You might want to [...]

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                My Favorite Way to Plant Potatoes

                …With a bulb planter

                While I like to pretend to know what I’m talking about, in this case, you must take my preachings with a grain of salt.

                Or maybe even less.

                As I’ve said before, I tend to cut corners on tasks that I don’t care for.

                And one of those tasks is [...]

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                  My Favorite Way to Plant Onions

                  …is not to start them from seed.

                  Let’s just say I’ve been at this vegetable garden thing for quite some time now. Characteristically, when I started out, I wanted to everything to be over-the-top-perfect-best-way-to-do-things-ever. And I researched and planned. Started everything from seed. Obsessed. Etc. Etc.

                  Which is odd.

                  Because reading that, you’d think [...]

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                    How Not to Plant Shallots

                    plant shallots pointy side up, even with the soil

                    Ignore that picture, as there is nothing wrong with it.

                    What I should have done is take a picture of the date next to the cute little rows off pointy-headed bulbs. Because that would be more appropriate with the title of this post.

                    You see, I am approximately 4.5 months late planting my shallots. [...]

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