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It’s a catchy title, people. It wasn’t that bad. But really, it was our worst showing ever, food-wise. Lack-luster dishes and poor timing downgraded Chef Jennie and her line cooks from a coveted 3 star Michelin rating to two. In the aftermath of evening’s worst performance, the board was scrambling to make sweeping [...] 
Watertown is a small place, so I assume Patty is well aware of my transgression by now. But apologizing is part of the twelve steps, so this is the public apology you, my frenetic stylist, deserve. I have been unfaithful. I have strayed from our ten year relationship. I had a delayed seven-year itch. [...] 
You think I’m kidding? I’m not. Pixi mascara doesn’t just look good, it is a time machine. It has opened doors I thought long closed. I, my friends, am a new person. First, and most importantly, Pixi mascara allows me to stop manically curling my lashes. Before I discovered it, I would probably grab [...] 
I had more flies yesterday. A lot more. But when Ollie Cat came in looking for dinner around, oh, 2:30 pm — daylight savings is a real stretch for my 4-legged friends — and I didn’t respond to her meows, her sitting on my keyboard effing everything up, her move to a spot on [...] 
BOO! Happy Halloween! I am in the midst of window washing. After a particularly (exhaustive? efficient? accomplished?) (i can’t think of the word . thank you menopause.) Saturday and Sunday of window washing last weekend, I took a break. I figured I should work on weekdays. And, to be honest, I’m mostly waiting for my [...] 
Yes, it was my BIRTHDAY today!! And after last year’s dismal performance, this year shined brightly. It was a great day. The sun was actually visible!!! I got sunburned!!! Anyway. I just had to share this gift that I got from my kids. And it wasn’t some, get-it-at-the-only-store-in-Watertown kind of thing. Morgan actually picked Charlie [...] 
What an amazing discovery. All these amazingly cool and nice people read the stupid stuff I write. They actually cook some of the recipes I post. It’s utterly baffling. And wonderfully flattering. And very guilt provoking when I’m not timely at updating. And terribly frightening. What horrible things have I written about again? Good thing [...] 
Warning to Bennett (my brother): you will not find this post interesting. To the rest of you: sorry ’bout that. I just take so much flak from my brother, I thought I’d save us both some time. His from reading it and mine from his play-by-play critique. On with the show! Also. I just [...] 
Thanks to anyone who takes time out of their busy lives to stop by and read this drivel. I am truly honored, because I know how hard it is to carve out time in my own day to read other’s writings. It’s Christmas and WE MADE IT! (I mean, I think I made it. [...] Christmas Card Retrospective 2006 – 2009, aka “the Really-Big-Pictures” years. OK, well, I lied. But not intentionally. 2006 was not a really big picture. It was a really bad picture. I look like an 80′s rock star. A male one. Dave looks like an ax murderer. But the kids looked OK, I guess. I’ve [...] |
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