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The reason I ask is because I just realized my underwear is on backwards. That’s really all I wanted to say. It’s probably too much information, but then, doesn’t that describe just about every post I’ve ever written? Maybe you will read this and know that there is at least one person out in [...] 
What an amazing discovery. All these amazingly cool and nice people read the stupid stuff I write. They actually cook some of the recipes I post. It’s utterly baffling. And wonderfully flattering. And very guilt provoking when I’m not timely at updating. And terribly frightening. What horrible things have I written about again? Good thing [...] 
Yep. You read that right. I’m re-training my bladder. I had my annual check up a few months back and was told by my darling 30-ish nurse practitioner, Kristen, that — not to worry! –my little problem was a simple matter of re-training my bladder. Like my naughty German Shorthair, Lola, it seems I [...] 
There. Now stop asking me! Yes, I have the flu. Thankfully it is not the barfy variety. Or the other kind either. It’s just the symptoms in the middle: fever, chills, body aches and massive, massive, unrelenting headache. I got it approximately 20 hours after getting home from skiing in Colorado. And I am [...] 
It’s not often that I post a retraction to a previous post. However, that little bit about the cats walking on my bread dough… I think I would have gotten away with it if Jane hadn’t tattled on me. I will admit that I included it for the thrill of a cheap laugh. That isn’t [...] 
Let’s call this a Meatless Monday lunch on a Wednesday, shall we? I’m battling a bug. First it was a cold. Now it’s aches and a bad stomach. I’ve got a luscious container of leftover pot roast in the fridge, but looking at it somehow makes me feel even more ill. How can that [...] 
I probably should have researched the whole thing a bit more before so casually tossing it out there. “Oh, I was going to make you the Bon Appetit Ribbon cake… But if you want Baker’s Square, that’s OK too.” Seriously. That is exactly how it went down. Seriously. I could have gone to the [...] 
Warning to Bennett (my brother): you will not find this post interesting. To the rest of you: sorry ’bout that. I just take so much flak from my brother, I thought I’d save us both some time. His from reading it and mine from his play-by-play critique. On with the show! Also. I just [...] 
Thanks to anyone who takes time out of their busy lives to stop by and read this drivel. I am truly honored, because I know how hard it is to carve out time in my own day to read other’s writings. It’s Christmas and WE MADE IT! (I mean, I think I made it. [...] Christmas Card Retrospective 2006 – 2009, aka “the Really-Big-Pictures” years. OK, well, I lied. But not intentionally. 2006 was not a really big picture. It was a really bad picture. I look like an 80′s rock star. A male one. Dave looks like an ax murderer. But the kids looked OK, I guess. I’ve [...] |
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