Guest Starring Michelle Sandquist!!
Like the pies, I procrastinated this post as long as was humanly possible. You know how people piss and moan because the high temperature for the day might be in the 30’s here in Minnesota? In October? Well I was like, “YES! The apples in the cooler outside will be JUST FINE! I can procrastinate another day!” And since our average daily high during October was about 10 degrees, I was ‘just fine’ for an awfully long time. For the record, I was the only one bemoaning our two sunny October days in the high 50’s.
But I made it! As of yesterday at 9 pm, I am done with the apples! Well, to be honest, I still have this stash, which I completely forgot about behind the pine tree. Which, now that I look at this photo closely, I see that, aside from the mouse-chewed ones, it looks like there might be quite a few more ugly but useable apples that I can…
Let’s not think about that right now.
Last weekend, I had my 2nd annual pie-fest with my friend Michelle. She’s not that into cooking, but she likes being able to take home a bunch of pies, does what she is told, and is very fun. So I let her into my bubble. Aren’t I nice? It took us about 5 hours to make 11 pies, but we sure used up a lot of those damn apples. Win, win.
I won’t belabor this pie making thing. Don’t get me wrong, it was a labor to make them, but I’m not going to belabor the process. There’s a kazillion recipes for apple pies out there and mine is nothing special. I, personally, use the one from Cook’s Illustrated Best Recipe cookbook. I make the crusts myself, not because I’m good at it, but because I am too cheap to buy 15 boxes of Pillsbury All Ready pie crusts — which, I swear, are delicious and taste home made. Maybe I’m just not a crust aficionado, but they do seem to fool an awful lot of people who eat them.
At any rate, I use the same book for my pie crust recipe. Someday, I’d like to try the whole lard/leaf lard route with crust to see if I can really appreciate the difference, but I suspect, for me, it will be much akin to the taste between cuts of steak. I like them all. And I actually almost prefer a good chuck roast to a filet. Anyway, I digress. Again. So, sometime in the future, when I ‘m not working full time for every tom, dick and harry charity out there, I’ll give lard a try!
Our process is that Michelle (and Morgan if she deems us worthy to be graced with her presence) peels, slices and mixes the apples.
I have already assembled the crusts ahead of time and they are in the fridge. Then I roll, she assembles, and I top and crimp the crusts.
The pies are made to be frozen. So I add about 1/4 cup more flour than the recipe calls for to the pie innards to combat all the juices that are inevitable with frozen pies. Oh, and I hate allspice so I skip it. Well, yes, I do also add some butter to the top, too. Then, I mound the apples as high as they will go.
My helper, however, did not really grasp this concept, so the pies are a picture of evolution as I bossed her around telling her “maybe a little more” at least five times.
I use a mix of my apples: Honeycrisp, Harlson, and 2 mystery apple varieties. I slice them thin, because I like to use the mandolin or food processor. Because I’m lazy. And because they seem to cook more evenly. (Hate hard apples inside of pies!).
Besides being lazy, I’ll tell you something else. I am miserable, I mean really horrible, at decorative pie crust crimping. Sitting here and thinking about this utter failure on my part, I’m hard-pressed to come up with another thing (well, except hand made artisanal breads) that I have tried very hard to succeed at and failed. Really. I don’t get it, but I can NOT achieve a pretty, fluted crust edge.
It looks good when I’m done, but it flops down in the oven. Yes, I’ve tried all the tips and tricks. Don’t insult me with your well-intentioned suggestions. I’m just plain bad at it and I give up. Hence the pathetic forked edges. They work. Better, they fit in the stupid freezer bags! So, we basically make the all the pies and instead of cooking, we freeze them. To cook, you bake from the frozen state in a 400 degree oven for at least an hour. You’ll want to always place them on a cookie sheet to bake though, unless you like cleaning burned sugar off the floor of your oven! So that’s the pies.
And then there was the JELLY!
The food miser refused to throw out any peels or cores.
She boiled three huge stock pots full of the garbage and was left with over 40 cups of pure pink juice. Seriously? Forty? Yes. Forty. I told her to just throw some away. But she wouldn’t. She couldn’t. The upside is that she now has enough to share with almost anyone who knocks on her door. So, if her UPS man ever comes across this blog, he will understand that she isn’t hitting on him. She just can’t waste anything. Not the juice from the garbage. Not the jelly she made from the juice from the garbage.
Why wasn’t I a writer? It just pours out of my fingers like rain from an October 2009 Minnesota sky.
Please don’t think I was serious about that last sentence. What I meant to say is that it is so easy. What’s hard is going back and deleting at least half of it. What? You thought I hadn’t edited this? Well I have.
I think the Apple Rosemary Jelly is my single greatest culinary achievement. If you don’t know me to ask for some, please try making it. It’s so easy.
And then, the Cookies!
And now for something that isn’t mine. It’s my friend Sheila’s. And she would say that it belongs to Sandy Moore who posted it on allrecipes.com and she is right. Got to give credit where credit is due. And credit is due. Sheila had been moaning about these cookies for a good month before I asked her to hand over the recipe. Amazing. Sheila’s spin on them was to replace the 1/4 milk and 2.5 tablespoons of cream with cider.
To be fair, I made them both ways. The cider was so much more apple-y. Everyone liked them better. My take on the recipe would be to get rid of the shortening, but only because of the trans fats. I had shortening, so I did use it. The cookies are super soft and good eaten all day long, with all types of beverages, in any company. Get the point?
Here is the recipe:
Glazed Apple Cookies
- 1/2 c shortening (or butter)
- 1 1/3 c packed brown sugar
- 1 egg
- 2 c flour
- 1 t baking soda
- 1/2 t salt
- 1 t cinnamon
- 1/2 t ground cloves
- 1/4 t ground nutmeg
- 1/2 c chopped pecans (original recipe calls for 1 c walnuts)
- 1 c diced apple (I used 1.5 c)
- 1 c raisins (ish)
- 1/4 c apple cider
- 1 1/2 c powdered sugar
- 1 T soft butter
- 1 t vanilla (original recipe calls for 1/2 t)
- approx 2 1/2 T apple cider (original recipe calls for half and half)
1) Cream shortening (or butter) and brown sugar, then beat in egg.
2) Stir together dry ingredients.
3) Add half of dry ingredients to creamed mixture. Then stir in apples, nuts and raisins (ish). Stir in remaining dry ingredients.
4) Add 1/4 c apple cider. Mix well.
5) Drop from heaping tablespoon onto lightly greased cookie sheet (or silpat mat). Bake in preheated 400 degree oven 10-12 minutes. Careful toward the end. they get brown fast and burned bottoms just won’t do!
6) To make glaze, combine powdered sugar, butter, vanilla and enough cider to make spreadable glaze. Beat until smooth and spread over warm cookie.
7) Try. Seriously, try, not to eat them all in the same day. Save one for coffee tomorrow.
And that, my friends, is the conclusion of my own personal Apple Hell. Now it’s on to window washing, which is even worse.
Stacy says
I bet michelle is fun to bake with! Your kitchen looks so clean when all of this is going on. My kitchen would be a disaster if I made all those pies.
admin says
She IS fun to bake with! And my kitchen was NOT clean while we were baking. That, my dear is strategic photography. Also, a nice wide aperture blurs out the chaos!! thanks for stopping by!
angie reynolds says
So I have to say I’m confused now….
So when you cook the “garbage” you fill it with water?? I thought jut 1/2 lemon juice??
I love all your recipes! And your too funny in all your post!! Refreshing! I don’t usually put radom blogs on my site but yours was helpful and fun to read!!!
Look forward to reading more about apples. I am new to canning and now thanks to you jelly making! Did you see the jelly bag? Not a big fan, rather use the cheese cloth! Thank you again, and my family thanks you! We all enjoy the jelly! Oh and we are in Idaho.
admin says
Hi Angie! Yes, I didn’t really stress that very much, but if you read the apple jelly post carefully, I say:
I almost cover the Jelly Apples with water and add a whole bunch of ROSEMARY (my favorite flavor). Do not skip this step. If you don’t have any, go buy some. Seriously.
And if you look above (in this post) you can see all my peels and cores before cooking and as they simmer in the water. I’m sure that’s why, when you strained yours, the pieces were still somewhat intact, where mine are all mush.
But if it still tasted good, who cares, right? Sometimes a recipe goof ends up being awesome. I didn’t see the jelly bag. Was that on your post? I’ll have to go back and look. I have no idea what they even look like.
Thanks for stopping by and nice to “meet” you!
Nat Alea says
I’m seriously loving your site and have read everything- hilarious!!!! After you boil all your garbage, do you think you could use that as apple juice or is there a diffrent process to make apple juice? Do you press your own apples? I would GLADLY take of any apple off of your hands if you want to come on down to OK (haha). Have a great and apple free weekend.
admin says
Hi Nat!! So nice of you to think I’m hilarious. Please, if you get a chance, email this bit of news to my family so they know that at least one person thinks so…
Apple juice: you know, I wondered the very same thing! And no, without adding sugar, these cooked apples and cores do not taste very good. And I have to wonder why? I have a good friend who has an apple press and I just talked to her. She says the when you press, you first grind up the apples- skin, core and all — then that stuff goes into a bag that gets pressed by a big machine. It’s important to use a variety of apples, many of them sweet, so that you don’t have add sugar. But when you cook in water, like for the jelly, you aren’t getting all the sugars, as you do in something like applesauce. I guess that makes some sense.
But for sure, the only way you could use the cooked juice would be to add some sugar to taste.
I’m so glad you enjoyed my writings. I am having fun doing it. Not really sure WHY I’m doing it, but I love to hear that at least SOMEONE is getting a chuckle out of it.
Thanks!!
Jennie
admin says
Angie! I just realized that I do NOT have a picture of the apples simmering in water. I ALSO forgot to add another picture, so I’m going to update that now. Sorry if I confused you. I’m such a moron sometimes…
angie says
http://busyfriendsrecipeswap.blogspot.com/search/label/jelly
this is a blog I also help out with. It has the post of the jelly bag! It was way to small!
Chanelle says
I’ve been wanting to start my own website sometime, like you.
Do you have any advice on how to get setup (hosting, domains, blogging software etc?)
Thanks in advance!
Btw I dont know why nobody is blogging about this free electronic cigarette giveaway youtube vid? It’s New years and the amount of peoplewho are giving up cigarettes is huge. I would imagine electronic cigarettes and quitting smoking will be a hugely googled statement for next few weeks.
Might be a bit out of the blue but traffic is traffic and everyone likes free stuff.
I should really run a blog!
love
Chanelle