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National Kale Day

November 20, 2009

(Well, at my house anyway.)

single leaf of black tuscan kale

Why is there no national Kale Day? Actually, I have no idea if there is a National Kale Day. There probably is. If there is, then my question automatically morphs into: Why didn’t I know about National Kale Day?

With that settled, I will tell you why there should be a special day for Kale.

1) It’s a SUPERFOOD. (no, I don’t have the stats on it. Just be content to know that it is, in fact, a superfood.)

2) It is BEAUTIFUL.

3) It is DELICIOUS.

4) It FREEZES so well, you wouldn’t know it had ever been frozen at all.

I could go on and on… Maybe I should. I have read that having “top 10” lists on your blog increases traffic exponentially. But then, that would just be a cheap trick to drive traffic and I absolutely hate bloggers who have gimmicks, exploit their subjects & commenters and whine about traffic. So I’m stopping at four.

I realize of course, that I will soon be out of topics that I am as over-the-moon, passionate about as I am about kale. Things that I am so completely sure will change everyone’s life if they would only try it. Like:  Making bread. Planting garlic. Composting the lazy way. Making apple jelly from the garbage of your pies… There’s so much more (just read the archives), but those are the ones that come to mind. If I had to rate them, I’d have to put bread at the top of the heap. Almost EVERYONE loves fresh bread. It is so easy to make. So easy. Why aren’t you making bread?

I digress.

This post is about KALE.

black tuscan kale

Why isn’t everyone planting Kale? And eating organic, fast*, superfood kale all winter long? Maybe you don’t think you like it. Maybe you don’t even know about it. Three years ago, on impulse, I bought a four-pack of kale plants at Shady Acres because I thought it was pretty. By November, I wished I had more. Two years ago, I planted more, and tried to “overwinter” it. Note to Minnesotans: nothing overwinters here, so just forget about it, Yes, even when your father in law explains how they did it. Don’t be tempted. Last year, I stumbled upon this preservation method for my kale. I’m not saying it’s the best way…

Actually, I am saying it’s the best way. So pay attention.

1) I plant my kale.

2) I battle the damn cabbage worms all summer long. [You probably won’t have this step. I seem to host the world’s largest population of cabbage moths/worms. These guys plague my broccoli, too.]

3) I plant another couple rows of kale after the broccoli is harvested, some time in July. Usually this works great, but not this year. My second planting was a failure. I am devastated over this because now I will only have half the amount of Kale as I planned on. I don’t know what happened. But I can tell you this: it is November 19th and that planting is now growing fantastically. We didn’t have a hot summer, but maybe it was just too hot for that variety of kale (red russian). Who knows. Currently, it is growing so earnestly, I can’t even bring myself to turn it under like I have with the rest of the garden. …Maybe I can overwinter it.

Red Russian Kale, happily growing in... November.

3) I wait until a few hard frosts kills just about everything else above ground.

kale, happily growing along in mid November

4) I add “harvest kale” to my to-do list in my planner

5) I deal with the apples

6) I wash the windows

7) I turn a new page in my planner and re-write “harvest kale”

8 ) I clean out the greenhouse

9) I clean the pool cover

10) I install a new garden fence

11) When I am in danger of turning another page in my planner. (Or, if snow and ice is forecasted) I actually do “harvest the kale”

12) I sit on the step in the sun, bundled up, and cut the central stem out of the kale. Tip: find a great audiobook or podcast to listen to while you do this. A chore becomes a vacation.

late afternoon sun, destemming kale

All the kale pictured here is Black Tuscan Kale (or Nero Di Toscana among many other names), which has long, narrow leaves. Usually, I also have the curly kale and/or a russian variety. I take the central stems out of all varieties. But, as the case usually goes, black tuscan is the most tedious. And that’s all I have this year.

my 2-hour pile of kale stems. (removed)

13) I get out my big deep fat turkey fryer that hasn’t been used for that purpose in about ten years (what an insane trend that was), fill the pot 3/4 full of water, and add about 1/2 cup of salt.

the turkey fryer mod

14) I begin the hunt for a propane tank to attach to the turkey fryer kale cooker.

15) I don’t have any propane. The tank is empty. This is a problem.

16) I decide to cook the kale in the house. Tip: cook it outside if you can. It stinks.

now thatsabowl-a kale! (About the amount I cook at once in big pot)

17) I add the kale to boiling water and cook for about 10-15 minutes, stirring frequently with tongs.

stir frequently while cooking

It will go through stages. It will want to float at the beginning. Then it will foam madly for a bit (don’t let it boil over, it’s a mess), then it pretty much sinks. I always figure it’s almost done at that point. Some recipes call for sauteing, braising, etc. But I’m with the person who said that boiled kale tastes the best because it takes out any bitterness. For the record, Kale is the ONLY vegetable I will say this about. I never boil any other greens, broccoli, asparagus. Never.

Morgoon assists the photographer. Don't be confused. She wasn't helping the cook. There's a big difference.

18) I don’t pour the water out, because I have three or four batches more to cook. I lift the kale out with tongs and then lift the turkey fryer kale cooker insert out to get the rest.

Cooked kale

19)  I dump the hot, cooked kale into my (clean) sink to cool and put the next batch in to cook.

Cooking off in the sink

20) I squeeze as much water out as possible as soon as it’s cool enough to touch.

Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze. YUCK. Nothing pleasant about it.

21) I pull apart the squeezed wads (yes, that’s a gross word to describe kale, but — honestly — it is gross. And it is a wad) and spread out on cookie sheets.

Cooked, Squeezed, Picked apart and Ready for Freezing!

I also pull out any glaring stems that I might have missed at this point. One year I did a test and left the stems in. You can if you want, Lord knows you’ll save a lot of time with step 12, but we all thought they were yuck-o.

The stems almost separate themselves. How did I miss that many?

21a) I clean my nails

Kale Nails. The opposite of a french manicure.

22) I freeze the sheets of kale

23) I rough-chop the frozen kale (because in the test mentioned above, we also preferred smaller pieces. Plus, it’s fun to chop frozen kale. I don’t do it before I cook it because it falls thru the holes in the turkey fryer pot kale cooker) and put into freezer bags.

rough-chop the frozen kale

Drum roll please…
24) I cross it off my list in my planner.

To use the kale, you grab as much as you need from the bag and put into a fry pan or saute pan on medium/low until it’s warmed through. Cook most of the water off (there shouldn’t be much if you squeezed it well in step 20) and add your fat of choice (butter, olive oil or… BACON FAT!) and a sprinkling of balsamic vinegar. Other things to consider adding: dried cranberries (craisins), chopped bacon crumbles, slivered almonds, a sprinkle of blue cheese…. mmmm. maybe that’s what I’ll have for lunch.

No matter how much I make, we always wish there were more.

Well, anyway. That’s National Kale Day at my house. It’s definitely in my top three things that I’m passionate about. Obviously you can’t plant kale until next year. But at least buy some. Buy a lot. And try cooking some. If you have some left over, freeze some and see if you don’t agree with me. Then plant it next year.

And then, come back here and tell me how great I am.

* “fast” kale is an oxymoron. Kale is only fast, if it is already cooked, chopped and frozen. Otherwise you are washing, de-stemming, boiling, squeezing and sauteing. Then eating. When you do it this way, it’s ready in less than 5 minutes. Hence, “fast.”

Filed Under: Garden, Food Tagged With: boil, preserve, kale, superfood, black tuscan, red russian, freeze

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  1. admin says

    November 22, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    Hey all, I am so completely clueless with this wordpress stuff. I’ve been messing with some of the settings on the admin part of the blog. One of the things I’ve added is “subscribe to comments” and also I screwed with the subscribe to posts thing. Please, if anyone has issues with this, let me know, because I’m not real sure how to test if I set the feed address up correctly. thanks! Now go eat some Kale!

  2. Susan Cosby says

    July 20, 2011 at 8:40 am

    I just stumbled upon your website through PW’s site and am thoroughly enjoying reading about your garden! I have kale planted for the first time this summer, and I wondered if I need to wait until frost to use this freezing method…I, of course, planted way more than we can keep up with fresh! (Story of my life :))

  3. Jenmenke says

    July 20, 2011 at 9:55 am

    PW…. Isn’t she the best? I was writing this long before I stumbled upon her site and when I did, I thought “well to hell with it! she’s nicer, funnier, more consistent… What’s the point?!” but then I figure some people like sarcasm. So I’m the anti-PW. 🙂

    I always leave my Kale standing until fall. Mostly because I plant it a bit later and I’ve got plenty of other things to keep me busy. So it’s nice to be able to put that off. My friend, however, always harvests hers before frost and freezes it. So, of course, you can do it! I’m sure the “sweetness” factor of a frost is very minimal anyway! So make your life easy and do it!

    thanks for stopping by!
    Jennie

  4. Dee says

    March 25, 2012 at 3:08 am

    Hi there! came across your blog via your bread making videos on youtube. It’s now almost 4am, can’t sleep, listening to my husband snore and contemplating using my pillow to smother him. Kidding! Seriously just concerned I’ll wake him with my muffled giggling while reading your blogs. Anyway, I LOVE Kale in any way shape or form. I have an amazing Kale salad recipe that has converted several “haters”. Sorry I’m babbling, I blame my insomnia. I would love to try growing Kale. I have many questions that possibly you can answer as you also live in a cold climate. (i live in WI). Ready? Do you start your plants from seed? If so when do you start them? How much room do you need/how big are the grown plants? Lots of sun needed or shade? Do you need to fertilize? Any helpful hints would be appreciated. I am starting tomatoes and herbs from seeds this year and I just thinned them out today. I was doing the happy dance when those suckers sprouted! No, it doesn’t take much to amuse me. Please continue to write, you are gifted and a hoot!

  5. jenmenke says

    March 25, 2012 at 8:47 am

    that is so awesome. You just made my day Dee. You sound like me, the weekend I discovered thepioneerwoman. I’d been writing this blog for over a year before I found her and realized: she nicer than me, funnier than me, better at writing than me, what the heck am I doing this for? But I love it, so I keep doing it… but way less often than I’d like…

    Anyway! I DO plant kale from seed, but not indoors. I like the kale to mature in the early to late fall. I like th e plants to have a little frost before I harvest. They are usually the last seeds I plant in early June and the last plants I harvest (in October usually). I like Black Tuscan the best, followed by the “normal” variety. I sow the seeds about 3-6 inches apart and then don’t thin. I flipping hate thinning seeds…

    So happy to meet you!

  6. Jennifer Iserloh says

    June 28, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    Hi Jennie!

    We’re petitioning for National Kale Day, let’s join forces!

    http://nationalkaleday.org/

    @nationalkaleday

  7. admin says

    July 8, 2013 at 9:20 am

    How funny! I will!

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