Late Saturday, residents were left feeling helpless and angry after mass killings left six chickens dead. The carnage was discovered when owner Jennie Menke returned home from soccer practice with her daughter, Morgan. The first evidence was the lifeless carcass of a favorite Araukana hen known as Pepper.
“Actually,” Jennie Menke later explained, “All the black and white hens are named Pepper. It’s easier that way.”
Investigation continues into this seemingly random act of violence. Witnesses aren’t talking. However, authorities have been called to this residence in the past. Evidence suggests it was the work of experienced killers who have cooperated in past chicken violence at the home. Lola was not available for comment. Buzz, escorted into custody by Charlie Menke, simply stated “It wasn’t me.”
We’ll keep you posted on the events of this story as they unfold. 
Sheila says
This is great
admin says
great if I could just get the damn text to wrap around the damn dogs!! I’ve been fixated on it for HOURS!
sandra camargo says
OMG!!! Lola did it! she is guilty!!! Sorry for the chickens, I can use them for some chicken noodle soup for Moigan!!!!! Sandra
Michelle says
You won a DROBO!!! How cool is that? I’m with Dave though . . . What’s a drobo?
Jay Morgan says
Those guilty dogs deserve the back end of a Ford Fiesta for 6 months! It’ll be equivalent to prison time. Can you win a Drobo that does crosswords for Mom?
CaptianMal says
I can’t believe one of those sweet dogs did it. I’d’ve put money on it being a cat… an eeble cat. Our cats are constantly trying to get our dog into trouble, but we know who the perpetrators are!
TerriD says
I can relate!! One or both of our two outside dogs killed 17 of my chickens!!! Didn’t “gross” them up, just dead-ified them!! I had just moved them into the main henhouse/yard from the barn and they were only a couple of weeks away from starting to lay eggs!! We were only gone for a couple of hours, but someone left the henhouse door ajar. And it wasn’t ME!! So, now I’ve had to “modify” their free-range area with some fencing. Grrrr!!
admin says
Oh no! oh no oh no ohnoohno…
I feel so sorry for you. And them… and your stupid dogs, because they are, after all, DOGS! I must admit, that since my acceptance of reality. That is to say, my acceptance that Lola is untrainable. I don’t enjoy my chickens nearly as much as I used to because they have to be locked up 24/7. I almost forget I even HAVE chickens. SEVENTEEN though? That’s a lot of chasing. Can you IMAGINE the scene it was? If you weren’t so mad/sad, you could almost laugh.
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