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February 29, 2012

What do you give the guy that has everything? No, that’s not quite right…

What do you give the guy who doesn’t want anything?

…No, that’s not quite right either. He always wants a jacket. He has a jacket fetish. We actually have an entire closet in our laundry room to house his collection.

But even a huge walk-in closet isn’t enough for him.

No.

For, this fall, he constructed a new area for a different ‘class’ of jackets. Oh, you know, hunting jackets and waders and stuff. Cuz, you know, they don’t belong in the main closet. Plus, Charlie’s airsoft stuff is in the closet (and the cat box) and, it’s just such a hassle to get in there…

So I guess I was exaggerating, as I am prone to do at times, when I say that Dave is a guy who wants nothing. Because, you know, I could buy him another fricken’ jacket.

But I refuse to do that.

Here’s why.

One time, several years ago, I decided to purchase a nice, lightweight soft-shell jacket for him for Christmas. I researched and researched. I agonized over color, and in the end chose a red Cloudveil. He loved it. He still loves it. I am serious when I say he really loves jackets.

Fast forward a few years to a yucky day that was windy and drizzly. Dave was complaining bitterly that he really lacked an appropriate jacket for the elements. To say I was agog would be too mild. I sputtered out, “What about the Cloudveil?” You know, the 3 oz, waterproof, windproof, nicely tailored, cool colored, superbly comfortable, ridiculously expensive Cloudveil?!

To which he responded with equal aghast — and I swear his face lost color — “That jacket is for skiing!”

You see, Dave has a dedicated jacket for every conceivable activity. And he never uses, say, a waterproof soft-shell jacket that he has earmarked for skiing about 10 times a year for, say, a rainy and windy drizzly saturday to watch soccer– which, I might add, he does far more than skiing. No, that requires a nicely tailored, lightweight, waterproof ‘out-around-the-town‘ type jacket. Which, sadly, he does not currently own.

Well, I refuse to feed his addiction.

Instead, I wrack my brain and ferret away any feasible gift idea that comes to mind. No matter the hassle or cost. For I, my friends, am a thoughtful gift giver. I do not shop from lists. No! I go above and beyond.

[And dammit, you better love it. –right Bennett?]

So, for Dave’s birthday this year, I gave him a new garage floor.

It wasn’t easy.

But I did it.

That’s just the kinda gal I am.

It was two days of sanding and sealing and keeping my dog away from their dog.

And when Dave came home from out of town and couldn’t open his garage door because I had disabled the opener (I thought of everything). He came in to check out what was wrong and saw his new, beautiful floor.

 

Surprise!

I thought he was going to start crying. He loved it. [Because I forgot to mention that he also has a garage floor fetish.] And to him, it was a thing of utter beauty.

He still doesn’t have that ‘out and around town’ jacket. But I might cave. I’m running out of ideas.

And money.

 

 

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  1. Kathy Murnane says

    February 29, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    I just read this to Tim…..we love this sooooo much!!! you make us laugh

  2. Jeanne Strand says

    March 1, 2012 at 9:14 am

    When I saw the first photos of the floors I thought…”are they re-doing the wood floors in the house? I don’t recognize that part of the house….hmmmmm” (I tend to look at the photos first and read text after.) Then I read the text. OMG, what an absolutely beautiful gift! A+!! My only question is.. who puts white baseboard in a garage… in MInnesota?!! Only the Menkes 🙂 Love the blog Jen! Happy Birthday Dave

  3. admin says

    March 1, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    @kathy! I’m glad I make you laugh. Dave makes me laugh. Tell Tim to go buy him an “out around town” jacket.
    🙂

  4. admin says

    March 1, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    @Jeanne: I wondered that too about the baseboard. I remember thinking, “Really?” Who approved this? Well we know the answer to that:
    DAVE DID!
    Here’s crazier: squeeze into any of our closets, shut the door and bring a flashlight. What you will find is trimmed out, white enameled, beautiful trim work. ON THE INSIDE OF THE CLOSETS! Who does that??! Do other houses have that? Or did our builder just take us for a ride? I’d love to hear from others on this…

  5. dad says

    March 1, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    I’ll take the red cloudveil jacket like all the rest of my collection of Dave hand-me-down jackets

  6. Jeanne Strand says

    March 4, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    I will admit we DO have trimmed out interior of closets. But ours is 1×4, cheap poplar, painted by yours truly in Home Depot white…. that’s in the “nice part” of our house…. not the garage.
    Only Dave. You’re married to a one of a kind kind of guy:)

  7. jenmenke says

    March 11, 2012 at 8:25 am

    ha ha dad. no doubt it will soon be yours… though he does hold on to his very favorites — like the circa 1987 North Face turquoise down… it’s a classic.

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