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Your Ticket to Absolute Power & Supremacy: Learn to Bake Bread

March 23, 2009

I make bread. Does that make me some amish-type throwback? A freak show to be ridiculed? A do-gooder wife and mom? Super mom? (I actually AM SuperMom, but that’s stuff for another self-glorifying post.)

Maybe I’m just tired of paying $4.29 for a loaf of the (extremely delicious) take and bake variety at the store. We eat bread in mass quantities. The whole no-carb craze never reached our family. Nor WILL it ever reach our family. Plus, and friends of mine know this, I keep my house at the miserly temperature of 64 degrees during the winter. It’s DAMN cold in here, right up thru May. Making bread really serves many purposes. In decreasing order of importance, it sets me up as a deity to be worshiped, it makes my friends feel like terrible, lazy wives and mothers, it warms my frigid home, it feeds my family, and it saves me money.

The recipes I use could not be easier. Honestly. There is hardly a way you can screw this up, people. Give it a shot. I’m pretty sure that you will love the bread, but I guarantee you will become addicted to the drug that is absolute power and supremacy over your friends and family.

Filed Under: Food Tagged With: handmade, food processor, ciabatta, easy, no knead, quick, yeast, open crumb, big bubbles, artisan

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  1. Michelle says

    March 24, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    Hmmmmmm, appears I need a $350 Kitchenaid mixer. I can BUY alotta Ciabatta for that cha ching!

  2. Sandy says

    October 14, 2009 at 11:46 am

    I don’t think you ever told us what the oven temp should be. 450 or 500 degrees?

  3. admin says

    October 18, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    I can’t believe I don’t have that in there! Preheat oven to 500 and then turn down to 450 when you put the bread into the oven. If you find it is getting too brown, then prop the door open with a wooden spoon and turn oven down another 25 degrees or so. Hope that helps!

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  1. Jenmenke.com » Bulletproof Baguettes says:
    October 12, 2009 at 8:56 pm

    […] so this post forEVER. Well, at least since last April — which seems like forever. I did the Ciabatta Recipe, and the Crackerbread […]

  2. Jenmenke.com » Apple Madness Part Deux: Pies, More Jelly & Cookies says:
    November 5, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    […] failure on my part, I’m hard-pressed to come up with another thing (well, except hand made artisanal breads) that I have tried very hard to succeed at and failed. Really. I don’t get it, but I can NOT […]

  3. National Kale Day | Jenmenke.com says:
    November 20, 2009 at 9:57 am

    […] that I am so completely sure will change everyone’s life if they would only try it. Like:  Making bread. Planting garlic. Composting the lazy way. Making apple jelly from the garbage of your pies… […]

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I’m a mostly-retired, pretend graphics and web developer (but don’t judge my skillz by THIS site!). We sold our dream home in Watertown, MN and downsized to a “Villa” in Excelsior, MN and built a home in our dream location of Eagle, CO and now split our time between the two states. It is truly a dichotomous life of absentee gardening and getting together with friends & family while in MN and playing hard and hermitting while in CO. I’ve let the blog go but a trip to Alaska has me resurrecting the Road Warriors series. My beloved brother is my biggest fan and I am doing this just for him.

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